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In a family of the Gallagher's, Connie Ann,
five years old, and Kalina Sue, two

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and a half, are a big help to Mother Luella,
who is no mean hand

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with a handful of knives.

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Connie Ann is a veteran at being a target
for her mother's cutlery and doesn't

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turn her hair at Ma's cut-ups, even though
Ma's pretty sharp with the Cleavers.

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But Connie's ready for a stand-in,
and evidently Kalina Sue has more trust in

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Mother's aim than the audience has.

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It takes a steady eye and a stud heart to
heave knives at the apple of your eye,

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but this female William Tell has
no qualms and plenty of faith.

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A near miss,
but this miss says it's as good as a smile.

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Put yourself in her place.

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Well, I just tried, but gosh, I'm too bashful.